Hey Everyone! I totallllly do my own laundry, all the time. I’m just an every day, average guy. This is a very normal thing for me to do.
Photo from Mitt’s creepy/hot son: http://twitter.com/tromney
Buying a Christmas Tree, the Modern Family way
- Alex: Okay, wow. Just because my uncle is clearly gay, doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on a coat rack than have to deal with knuckle draggers like you, on today of all days. December 16th.
- Mitchell: Okay, first of all, amazing, second of all...
- Worker: I was pointing to the truck, it's full of 8-foot Douglas firs. Behind the pink trees.
- Mitchell: Second of all, we're going to go ahead and take this tree, and we'll tie it onto our car ourselves.
- Worker: You bet you will.
- Lilly: I have two daddies.
- Mitchell: He gets it Lilly.
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Actually, Lindsay was so upset at Michael that she tried meditating to calm herself. But ended up taking a two-hour angry nap.
“If you just do stuff, and nothing happens, what’s it all mean? What’s the point?”
Breaking Bad, Season 4, Episode 7: “Problem Dog”
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What is love, anyway? Maybe it’s supposed to break all the rules. Like me and Jan. Or Oscar and some guy. Life is short. When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?
Michael Scott. Remember when The Office was good?
Classic Daria
- Jake: Anxiety? Well, what could be giving you anxiety, sweetie?
- Daria: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?
What’s with the creepy smile? The music? The smoking? So many questions!
Teacher Might Be Fired Over Remark
The student would’ve answered but he was busy eating a stapler.
Is it terrible that this made me laugh out loud?
